It's that time again, H2Hoes! Lez get wet!
Krewe de Lune Presents…
Tube de Lune Tubing Trip 2017: Tube Hot 4 TV
Saturday, July 22, 2017
Everyone's invited! A Luxury Transportation transportates us in style once again to the Bogue Chitto & back in an air-conditioned charter bus for a day of unsober tubing.
9:30 A.M. (sharp!) — Load bus & depart
8:00 P.M.ish — Arrive back in N.O.
Cost for the bus ride is $25/round trip.
Secure your seat now! All seats are available on a first-come, first-serve basis, & everyone is welcome. You can now reserve your spot on the bus by Paypalling $25 to [email protected]
(Put «TUBING» & your name or names in the comment field.). Or get your cash--or check payable to Krewe de Lune--to Max (or Chase Quickpay or Venmo [email protected]
). You do not have a spot until we have your money!
We will meet at Clay Square in the morning (Annunciation b/w 2nd & 3rd). At 9:30, we will load the bus & take off. After crossing the Causeway & a quick stop at Rouse's in Covington, we'll hit the river.
**All are welcome. Weirdos a plus. Any racist, sexist, or homophobic behavior will not be tolerated.**
There are still a few seats left. Tell your lollygagging friends!
Logistics for Saturday's moon voyage…
9:15-9:30am — Assemble @ Clay Square (Annunciation b/w 2nd & 3rd)
9:30am sharpish — Load bus & depart
On the bus — collect tubing fees ($15 each — we love exact change!), sign death waivers
Noon-ish — Hit the river!
8-ish? — Get dropped back off @ Clay Square
What To Bring
Beer / Liquor / (Dodge)bags of wine (NO glass!)
Cooler (NO styrofoam!)
Cash — Tube rental is $15 a head, cash (exact change please). We have negotiated free cooler tubes since we are a large group. Also, PLEASE bring a few bucks to tip our tolerant driver!
Sunscreen / Hat / Sunglasses
Food (river chicken, etc.)
Towel & dry clothes for the ride home
«How much beer do I need to bring?»
Stealing from Joel Ross's proprietary formula for success, take the number of beers you'd drink on a shitfaced night on the town, double it, & add 6. This has been proven through scientific method time and time again. The powers of the river are real. Do not go thirsty.
Note: although we will make a very quick stop for ice at a grocery store in Covington, please come with your gear/food/beer in the morning.
...Aaaand here is where we're going:
Bogue Chitto Tubing Center
10237 South Choctaw Rd
Bogalusa, LA 70427
See yall Saturday morning!